What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?